In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris



You just know this blog wouldn't feel right without Ol' Chuck on it.

Remember the "Walker: Texas Ranger" lever that Conan O' Brien had? I sure do :)







...and the whole Chuck Norris joke thing online is legendary now, and I'd have to say it's one of the most consistently satisfying sources of humor I've ever seen on the net.

A sampling of a few good ones I've come across;

• Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
• When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it!
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Do you have a favorite Chuck Norris joke?